- Me: *singing most familiar part of a song* yeah that's all I know.
- Me: *starts singing random other parts of the song like a fucking liar*
i want my blog to be so popular when you google pennsylvania it says
when you google officialunitedstates it doesn’t autocorrect to official united states anymore. I think this is because I’m better than you but science side has yet to confirm
if you google pemsylvania fights officialunitedstates in about 5 minutes theres gonna be some interesting results
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along